The Perils of Plans

Steve McAlphabet
3 min readJun 9, 2023

Making plans and enacting plans are two different things. I have generally been much better at the first than the second, and I can’t say that has changed much in the course of my lifetime.

Currently, and for the past several months, I have been planning a motorcycle tour of the East Coast to Maine and back. Initially, my plan was to schedule a bunch of performances and screenings of my film The Road To Will in order to spread the gospel of Will Rogers through every state I visit. However, booking shows is a much different skill set than writing and performing them, and as much as I appreciate having multiple skills, I can’t say I’ve done much to improve my skills as a booking agent or talent manager.

Nevertheless, I do have four shows booked. Now, it’s just a matter of getting people to come to them. I have three dates near Savannah, Georgia and one in Clifton Forge, Virginia. However, since I haven’t booked as many as I hoped, I’ve started to give more consideration to the other merits of taking this particular tour.

First, I also hope to visit as many zoo gift shops and bookstores to get them to carry my new coloring book A Group Of Critters since it’s the first product I’ve ever created that isn’t a hard sale. I am calling many of the zoos, but I think that personal visits might be more effective. Who wouldn’t want to learn about the different names for groups of animals?

Secondly, to follow through with what I started 22 years ago when I was visiting intentional communities and writing The Rucksack Letters, I’ve started reaching out to various places like that in hopes of making videos this time instead of merely writing about them. I think a lot of people would find it very interesting to learn about alternative ways of living these days, and as for being a tourist, I’d much rather see things that few people see rather than things everybody wants to see.

I’m also reaching out to people in the couch surfing community. Instead of zeroing in on any given city, I’m more interested in finding interesting people to visit. I’ve been involved with couch surfing for about a decade now, and in the last couple of years, I’ve met a lot of interesting people.

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I recently produced a documentary about my 73 day motorcycle tour to celebrate the legacy of Will Rogers and perform my show “Get The Bunk Out”.